Guy and His AI Book 3 Pt. 2: Jingle Hell - Krampus Rises Kindle Edition

It began with A Very Witchy Glitchmas but there was just too much "Holiday Fear" and "Seasons Beatings" to fit into just one bow-topped box, so save room under your tree for Jingle Hell – Krampus Rises! **Krampus has come to town with gifts for all you naughty little ghouls and gremlins.Unka’ K presents: A one way trip to the Nightmare Realm where you are guaranteed to be scared to death or your money back! *Terms and conditions apply...reservation fee of 1 soul non-refundable.Our teenage Chaos Crew wants to make it home for Christmas (and pizza, definitely pizza) but they are blocked by a giant snow-globe containing a Murder Blizzard. In the meantime Halloway is about to learn that “naughty” is entirely in the eye of the whiskey guzzling, off-key singing, big horned, belching champion, soul-slurping beholder.Did you eat a grape at the grocery store without paying for it? HODid you tease his chaos-gremlin niece at school? HOLeave dirty dishes in the sink? Jaywalk? Cheat on your history exam? UH-OHWhen you hear the sound of SLAY BELLS and a certain Krampus Karol™:🎵 I see you when you’re screaming...I know when you’re afraid,🎵 🎵 I don’t care if you are bad or good...Be terrified for terrors sake. 🎵Congrats! Your ticket’s already punched, for your one way trip my little Soul Snack!But don’t give up hope and cry into your eggnog just yet, because our Halloway Heroes are on their way and they brought some back-up!*Oh, and a sandal wearing, tie-dye sporting, lava-lamp vaping hippie wizard who’s here to, "Keep the vibes chill, man.”Plus, something is being re-forged. Something powerful. Something with divine abs, glowing hair, a sword made of starlight, and sunglasses so majestic that even Krampus stops mid-roar to admire them.Guy and His AI Book 3 Pt.2: Jingle Hell – Krampus RisesA chaotic, heartfelt, laugh-out-loud supernatural adventure featuring explosive battles, sentient hair-buns, rose-scented dog farts, a furry Snack Squad that spreads critter-sized chaos everywhere they go, Buddy and a Mecha Meow™ beginning to “feel emotions”, and that’s only the angel-topped tip of the tree! Plus introducing the most dangerous creature of all: A Shih-tzu named Schmoops: he may be small in stature, but his super-powered stinky-poo makes all Nightmare Realm denizens break-out in “fear-sweats”! (watch where you step – you’ll never get that smell out)Perfect for fans of:Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia, Percy Jackson, Goosebumps, and anyone who’s ever looked at Christmas and thought… “This holiday needs more explosions, mischievous elves farting in stockings, a digital reindeer with a glowing red nose, and an over-weight bulldog that “sees dead critters”.Grab your energy drinks, your emotional support pet, and your emergency underwear.You’re gonna need ‘em. Jingle Hell has arrived. Read more